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Looking sharp, Dad.

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Well, I have no choice. To your mother,
a woman in the high -maintenance

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category, requires a top -drawer
evening.

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FYI, Dad, it's popcorn shrimp night at
the Sizzler.

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Well, thanks, but unfortunately, three
months ago, we planned tonight for a

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special night of theater, dinner,
dancing, and the works.

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The works?

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Oh, you mean sex.

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I know you're 15, but not everything you
hear is a euphemism for sex.

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Well, I guess not.

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I mean, you sure don't seem very excited
about taking Mom out.

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Well, it's just that I have a speech to
prepare for Monday. I've got the clinic

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budgets due next week, and I'd cancel
tonight, but it would break your

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heart.

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Ooh, you look fabulous.

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Well, I've been looking forward to this
for months.

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I'll pull the car around.

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I'm thrilled. Oh, me too.

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I'd do anything to get out of this.

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Huh? Oh, I've got a column due next
week, and I'm in the middle of

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another. I need a night out like I need
a paper cut.

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Gee, Mom, Dad sure would be disappointed
if you didn't go. Well, I know, but...

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Mom, is it okay if I borrowed your
perfume?

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Oh, of course, honey.

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Anything you want.

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I'm just so glad to have you home.

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Mom, take it easy. You're giving me hug
burns.

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Man. Dad can't wait to get you alone,
Mom.

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Oh, no, I'll go get my coat. The sooner
I get this started, the sooner I get it

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over with.

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Marriage is never going to do that to
me.

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Oh, Kate, thanks for agreeing to have
dinner with Dwight and me.

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I mean, I really want Mike and Dwight to
be friends, but I know you had to talk

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Mike into coming tonight.

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Don't be silly. Mike's really looking
forward to this. He's so excited.

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I've got a tapeworm.

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Baby, where does it hurt?

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Uh, well, right there.

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You're going, and if you hurt Dwight's
feelings, you'll wish you had a

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My trip to London really mellowed her
out.

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A tapeworm?

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Well, I was going to go with Ricketts,
but I figured she wouldn't buy it two

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times in a row.

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Why didn't you tell Mommy that Daddy
didn't want to go?

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Well, because they think I'm going over
to Stinky's. So?

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Well... I'm actually going cruising with
Chuck Steak. Tonight, he's going to let

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me ride inside the car.

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Told a lie.

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Quiet or I'll melt your Disney tapes.

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Hello?

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The woman who has to put up with you
tonight.

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A broken leg?

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As in you can't come babysit?

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Well, if no bones are poking out, I
don't see why not.

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But you have to.

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It's a matter of life and death.

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I was actually going to ride with Chuck
Steak. No more running alongside.

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I'll explain to you why I need new
shoes.

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Shh! I'm watching TV.

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Yo, Chuck Steak! Want to come in?

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You look like a loser.

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Welcome to the land that time forgot.

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It's an attic.

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No, it's not. It's a medieval banquet
hall.

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Ah, my mistake.

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Carol, everything looks beautiful.

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Why, thank you. Now, please sit down and
make yourselves comfortable.

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I'll go fetch our sumptuous repast so we
can sate our appetites and slake our

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thirsts.

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That means you get to eat and drink.

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Do you need some help, my dearest
darling?

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Oh, no thank you, my luscious lamb chop.

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Are you sure my stalwart stevedore?

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Ooh, quite my whimsical wench.

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Girl,

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your dress is beautiful.

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Thank you, Dwight made it.

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Yes, he sews.

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Hey, Dwight, how'd you open that door?

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Oh, simple.

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I read you two electric pressure mats on
both sides. If the door opens and

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closes, it's on its own. Oh, where'd you
get that idea? The lost notebooks of

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Leonardo da Vinci?

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No, the door at the Piggly Wiggly.

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I could increase clinic manpower and...
Will you knock it off? You're supposed

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to be enjoying a night out with your
wife.

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Oh, look at her. Having the time of her
life.

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I'd give you cash to turn this car
around.

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Stop it. You know how much he wants to
go out tonight.

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I'd rather put thumbtacks in my shorts.

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I should tell him.

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I've got so much to do at home. I've got
to tell him.

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Sweetheart, I...

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Oh, you go first.

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Well, honey, how do you feel about going
out tonight?

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Oh, dead.

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And, uh, tingly.

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You?

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Oh, in the ballpark of jazz.

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Just this side of tingly.

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What, more like, uh... I'd rather have
thumbtacks in my shorts.

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Honey,

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I'm so sorry.

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You'd rather have thumbtacks, too? Yeah.

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I don't want to go out tonight.

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You want to go home? Oh, you bet.

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Oh, honey, isn't this the silliest thing
we've ever done? Well, we did have a

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slight miscommunication, based on our
great love for one another.

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But we can still get off at the next off
-ramp, go straight home, and make the

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most of what is left of this evening.
Okay.

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Oh, but why are we slowing down?

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Well, there's some brake lights up
ahead.

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Probably just some minor delay.

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Interesting.

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99 % flavor -free.

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You have absolutely no sense of
adventure.

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Say, I'm here, aren't I?

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So, uh, Dwight, what else are we having?

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Thought you'd never ask.

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What?

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Meat? Dwight, I thought I told you that
Kate doesn't eat anything with a face.

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I cut it off.

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Well, just out of curiosity, Dwight,
What was it when it had a face?

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Just your plain garden variety muskrat.

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Muskrat?

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Wait, where did you get a muskrat?

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Did some guy in an alley come up to you,
open his coat, and it was just hanging

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there?

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You know, Merv?

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Carol, you've had some weird boyfriends
before, but this time you got the door

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prized.

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Okay, Mike, that's it.

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Apologize to Dwight or I am never
talking to you again.

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Kate, two birds with one stone.

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You've had other boyfriends?

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I should have known.

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I mean, there's no way for us to be
friends. We're like oil and water. Smart

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stupid. And Dwight, I told you Kate was
a vegetarian.

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Carol, he meant well.

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Hey, I can handle my own woman.

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Your own woman?

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Carol, is that the kind of relationship
you two have?

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You're talking to me about relationships
and you're with that?

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Let's face facts here.

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There are four people in this room. Two
of them are wearing tights.

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And it ain't us.

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Kate, come on. Get your stuff. We're out
of here.

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Dwight, we had a lovely time. No, no,
no, no. Kate, you don't have to be

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unless you want to be invited back.

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Hey.

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Hey! Hey!

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What happened?

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The lights went off.

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Thank you, Mr.

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Science.

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Now put him back on.

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Chrissy, I can't. I think the power's
off.

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But I don't like the dark.

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Oh, here's the matches.

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Chrissy, get off my leg.

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I'm going to see if I can find out what
happened. Hold on.

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Not that tight.

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Man, the whole neighborhood's dark.

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What did you do?

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Nothing. It's a power failure. Why are
you blaming me?

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This never happens when Mommy or Daddy
are home.

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Look, you stay right here. I know where
a flashlight is.

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Mom keeps it up here next to the
Christmas ornaments.

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Great. It still works.

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That's not a real light. Put the lamp
back on.

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Chrissy, I can't. There's no
electricity.

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Oh, so let's watch television until it
comes back on.

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Next time I babysit you, Dad's buying me
a car.

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Great. Here's the radio.

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Well, maybe we can find out what's going
on.

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Wait a minute. I can't watch TV, but you
can listen to the radio?

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Chrissy, we're going to play a little
game called Shut Up.

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You go first.

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The sudden storm has downed a number of
power lines, causing blackouts over most

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of Long Island.

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Bilko predicts the blackout will last
another 8 to 12 hours.

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A blackout. Great.

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Point. Open the door.

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Whoops.

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I don't want to hear whoops from this
guy.

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I just remembered that the door is
electrically patched into the main

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of the house. No mean feat in a house
this age. Cut to the chase.

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We're trapped like rats.

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All right, Kate, watch out. I'm going to
break a window.

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Wait, wait, wait. There is an icy wind
out there and the heat is off. You are

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not breaking anything.

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Look, Carol, all you have to do is throw
something down to the street with a

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note attached explaining our situation.

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Now, what's the most worthless thing
we've got up here?

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You leave my Dwight alone.

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It's getting cold.

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Never thought I'd die by freezing.

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I always thought it'd be a shower
mishap.

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Come on, we're not going to freeze.
There's plenty of ways to keep warm,

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uh... So we could eat.

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We're talking about dessert.

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Oh, don't tell me.

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Murph sold you a goose for a gooseberry
pie?

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No.

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Waffle sweet cake.

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Oh, I'm starved.

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Promise there's not a speck of meat in
this? None.

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Just a hog's head of waffle wine.

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Move it, Goober.

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Feel better?

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I did until I realized that was a police
car in front of me.

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Excuse me, sir, but did you just call me
goober?

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That was Trooper.

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Trooper.

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Thanks for asking. Good night.

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We got some downed power lines up ahead.
Most of the island's blacked out.

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Keep your pants on.

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A blackout, Jason? The children?

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Oh, relax, sweetheart. Chrissy's with a
sitter. The others are fine. Mike's

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probably taking advantage of it. Oh,
great. Of all the nights to be taken

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from home.

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What's that supposed to mean? What, like
this is my fault?

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No. Maggie, three months ago, tonight
was just a date on a calendar. We

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circled it for some quality time
together.

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Oh. Is that all this is to you?

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The point is... What is this, some kind
of clinical exercise?

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Okay, Jason, what else was on your
agenda?

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8 p .m., say empty romantic words. 9 p
.m., compliment my earrings.

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11 p .m., kiss me and hope for the best.

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Sweetheart, look, I'm sorry. I did want
to be with you tonight. I wanted to

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spend...

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Wait a minute, you didn't want to be
here either.

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No, Jason, I didn't say I didn't want
to. I have absolutely nothing to

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for. Miss Not Tonight, dear, I have a
deadline.

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Really? That's the way you feel about
it?

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Where are you going?

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I am walking home. At least there,
people want to talk to me.

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There's an icy wind, and I'm wearing
thin shoes.

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Well, Mike, guess Miss Manners couldn't
hold her cake.

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Mike, exactly how much wine is in a
hog's head? About 63 gallons.

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63 gallons?

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Oh, most of it cooks off.

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I don't believe this.

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You know, first you get us trapped in
the dark, then you try to feed us

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roadkill. You get my girl plastered.

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Hey, in L .A., people pay big bucks for
a party like that.

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Yeah, well, this isn't L .A. We're
getting colder by the minute.

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How are you going to get us out of this
mess, curly toes?

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Well, we could drape fabric over the
walls and the windows to keep out the

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All right, where are we going to get a
bunch of drapes around here?

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Yes, he does drapes, too.

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Marshmallow Man.

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Why can't we put the heater on? What are
you complaining about? You're warm now,

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aren't you? Yes.

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Good. Ben. What? I have to go to the
bathroom.

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What? Why didn't you say that six layers
ago?

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Because I didn't have to go there.

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Well, too bad. You're just going to have
to hold it.

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Is the bathroom electric, too?

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Yes. This is all your fault, Ben Siever.
You broke the lights. Now you broke the

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bathroom. I bet you broke the whole
neighborhood.

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That's right, Chrissy. I broke
everything. It's all part of my thick,

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plan. Guess what? I saved the best for
last.

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We're going to die.

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It's freezing outside, and the smallest
goes first.

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Come on, Chrissy. I'm just kidding.

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Everything's going to be fine.

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It is not. You said the smallest.
Smallest goes first, and I'm the

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Look, Chrissy, don't cry, okay?

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You want me to make a googie face?

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You always have a googie face.

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Okay, I'll tell you a story.

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How about the three little pigs?

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There was a wolf in that one.

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How about Little Red Riding Hood? There
was a wolf in that one, too.

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Gingerbread Man?

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Wolf.

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Christy, isn't there anything I can do
to make you feel better?

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You can take me to the bathroom.

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You got it.

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Walk this way.

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Stick with me, cutie pie. I'll take good
care of you.

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Five hours stuck in a car. That is some
romantic evening.

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What?

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You just described our first date.

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Oh.

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What?

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Yeah, I remember how hard I had to work
to get you alone in that first car of

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mine. Well, I still remember what you
said.

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Hey, Malone, want to see my fuzzy dice?

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Don't laugh. It worked.

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I'm sorry about earlier.

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Yeah, me too.

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So... What kind of evening did I miss?

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Front row seats at Miss Saigon, window
table at the Rainbow Room, and a buggy

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ride through Central Park with that
horse and the little flowered hat you

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so much.

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Oh, Jake.

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You really did want to make this a
special night.

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Yeah.

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I love you, Maggie.

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Lately, I miss you.

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I miss you, too.

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Well, here we are in a parked car.

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No kids around. Everything's dark.

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Well, I am coming back up front.

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No, no, no. I got a better idea.

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Yeah!

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Jason,

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you and I in the backseat of a car. I
have to expect my father to shine his

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flashlight on us. Yeah.

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Road's clearing up. You kids beat it, or
I'll have your parents meet us at the

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station.

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Oh, Jason.

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I'm sorry you missed Miss Saigon.

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I'm just glad I got to see Mrs. Seaver.

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Hey, you know, I think this drape thing
might just do it.

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The man's a walking punchline.

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Mike, why do you pick on Dwight so much?

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Oh, gee, Carol, I don't know. Maybe it's
because he talks like a geek, he walks

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like a monkey, and dresses like Shemp.

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In fact, I think he is the fourth
stooge.

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Look, Mike, I'm the first to admit that
Dwight's a little... Squirrely?

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Different.

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You got that right.

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Well, let's face it.

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Pollyanna over there wouldn't win the
Miss Normal of the Universe contest.

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What's that supposed to mean?

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Mike, she grazes.

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Carol, the point is, Kate loves me, and
I love her.

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For your information, I think that
grazing thing is kind of cute.

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What do you feel about Kate?

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That's how I feel about Dwight.

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It's just that Dwight is the first guy
I've met who appreciates and understands

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me for who I really am.

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He's my significant other.

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So get used to it.

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Could take a little while.

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Hi, everybody.

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Hey, sleepyhead.

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Why is it so warm in here? What
happened?

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Oh, well, curly toes.

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I mean, Dwight saved us with his drape
idea.

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He can actually be pretty smart
sometimes.

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Couldn't have done it without you, Mike.

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I wonder how long till the power comes
on. Dwight, why don't you play some

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for us to help us pass the time?

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00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:52,280
Yes, he sings, too.

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You just, you just call out my name And
you know wherever

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I am That I'll come running To see you
again

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Winter, spring, summer, fall. All you
got to do is call.

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And I'll be there to help you.

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We sure can.

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I was kind of enjoying that song,
though.

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Yeah, me too.

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Hey, we could finish it.

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Blackout's over.

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You want me to put you to bed?

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No, I like it here with you.